Stinging Nettle and Wild Rose

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Write dialogue of two people (things) having an argument.

Stinging Nettle speaks first. “Why do you just hang out
looking pretty? I’m waiting for someone to rub bare skin
against my leaves so I can cause a sting.”

Wild Rose replies: “I guess that’s my mission in life. I’m
also very fragrant.”

S N- “What good is that? People really are miserable,
itching and burning from my sting.”

WR- “You should be ashamed of yourself. Even though
you are quite plain, you shouldn’t be nasty.”

S N- “If I had your looks and fragrance, I wouldn’t have
to be nasty to get attention.”

W R- “I really am lucky to be beautiful, fragrant and admired.”