A ninety plus year old woman Opted to move to a nursing home. There a young man taught her How to put on a bra— Hook it and pull it over your head. She says it works.
Upon offering this tid-bit of information To a group of ladies of varied ages One said: “By that age I hope I’m not wearing a bra.” Another quoted her mother, saying: “If not wearing a bra, I have to be careful tying my belt.”
This same ninety plus year old woman Got some new bras, so now she fastens them in front Twists them around to the proper position And after rolling, folding and tucking the floppy bosom Pulls the bra straps into place on the shoulders.
I once knew someone who fastened the bra Stepped into it and pulled it into position. I guess it’s just a matter of what works To clothe the rosebuds or hanging baskets With one of those garments of torture.